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Funny QuotesEnjoy these funny quotes with your loved ones, have good belly laughter and feel inspired. Funny Quotes on Work90% Of The Game Is Half Mental
“90% of the game is half mental.” ~Yogi Berra
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― Anonymous “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But in practice, there is.”
― Yogi Berra “Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”
― Mark Twain
“You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.”
― Yogi Berra
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
― Yogi Berra
“Whom ever said that the sky is the limit has a very limited imagination”
― Anonymous
On This Team We Are All United - Lou Holtz
"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job." ~Lou Holtz
Click to go to large size picture quote on On This Team We Are All United Funny Quotes On Love“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ~Charles M. Schulz “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
― Oscar Wilde “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker
There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot
“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” ~John Lennon
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“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.” ~Candace Bushnell
Inspirational Funny QuotesClick here to go to Inspirational Quotes that are Funny as well Funny Quotes on Friendship“The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.” ~Mark Twain “Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
― Yogi Berra “I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence.”
― Edgar Allan Poe
Funny Quotes on Religion“Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.” ~G.K. Chesterton
“You cannot laugh and be unkind at the same time” ~Khalil Gibran
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ~Oscar Wilde No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
“No good deed goes unpunished.” ~Oscar Wilde
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I have Nothing To Declare
"I have nothing to declare except my genius." ~Oscar Wilde
Click to go to large size picture quote about I have Nothing To Declare. “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” ~Bill Watterson “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” ~Mark Twain “If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.” ~Mark Twain “Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.” ~Cassandra Clare “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” ~Douglas Adams “And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.” ~Holy Bible “Deja Vu All Over Again” ~Yogi Berra “Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.” ~Yogi Berra “I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.” ~Yogi Berra “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.” ~Mae West “The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” ~Tom Clancy Go to Inspirational Funny Quotes Go to Inspirational Quotes On Relationship Go to Inspirational Quotes On Love |
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